I jump outta bed, the kids out on sleds  
  I run down the stairs while combin' my hair  
  tripped over a chair, I really don't care  
  got one thing to say, "just have a good day". --BECAUSE--  
     
  The family's all home, the dog chews its bone  
  while I'm cooking food, the baby runs nude  
  the house smells of sweets, what time do we eat?  
  my son plays his drum, have fun everyone.--BECAUSE--  
     
  The tree lights are bright, the kids start a fight  
  we hear church bells chime, as grandpa drinks wine  
  grandma's in a funk, tells grandpa he's drunk  
  he's feeling no pain, and plays with train.--BECAUSE--  
     
  BECAUSE IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME ALL IS FINE  
  LOVE AND JOY ARE HERE, IT'S THE BEST TIME  
  OF YEAR  
     
  Gifts under the tree, which ones are for me  
  above all the noise, the kids play with toys  
  I wear Santa's hat, my wife says she's fat, "Ah!"  
  I don't dare agree as she glares at me.--BECAUSE--